An 'Honest' Software Disclaimer

"If EasyFlow doesn't work for you: tough. If you lose millions because EasyFlow messes up, you are the one who is out the millions, not us. If you don't like this disclaimer: too bad. We reserve the right to do the absolute minimum provided by law, up to and including 'nothing'.

Note that this is basically the same disclaimer that comes with other software packages, but ours is stated in plain English and theirs is written in legalese. We didn't really want to include any disclaimer at all with the software, but since our lawyers insisted, here it is. Good luck."
 
            -- EasyFlow software manual

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